*whispers* Pomp and Circumstance
*distant band kids screaming in pain*
(via cowbop-beboy)
I am milking my short-term memory for all it’s worth.
I’ll forgive you for failing your Spanish final, Kendra, if you just promise me you’ll actually learn how to study by the time you get to college.
Really hope that one day a guy will think that he’s getting close to having sex with me and pull my skirt off and see the feminist tattoo on my thigh and realize it’s too late as I’m castrating him and carving a picture of a uterus into his leg with a knife
(via carminative)
